Posts by Calebs Airplane

st. petersburg, november 7 (rapsi) environmental prosecutors office for st. petersburg have uncovered violations by the russian jehovahs witnesses chapter, according to the statement issued by the prosecution on friday.. the prosecutors office reports that the religious organization dumped waste in a creek that flows into the gulf of finland, in upstate st. petersburg, without any permit.. the neva-ladoga water authority confirmed that in 2013, jehovahs witnesses dumped more than 30 thousand cubic meters of waste into the creek.

in 2014, authorities detected a rise in concentrations in ammonium lignosulphonate and fluoride, in violation of the on environmental protection federal law and water code of russian federation.. the prosecutors have filed a lawsuit against dumping waste into the creek.

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It's interesting that Ammonium Lignosulfonate is a waste by-product of the paper industry. Are they secretly making paper in Russia?

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HOW MANY drones allowed round an apathy trolley?

by hamsterbait in

i saw seven the other day - the girls on one side the men on the other.

a couple fo them were drinking their starbucks.. so for every hour, 7 of "preaching" can be counted.

truly jehoobie is expanding the work in this final part of the time of the end!!.

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Interesting. So the Literature Cart has become the marker for social gatherings. Actually, this makes sense. 2 dubs look out for pedestrians who approach from the west side of the sidewalk while 2 dubs look for those approaching from the east. Whenever pedestrians approach, these "lookouts" will alert the remaining 3 dubs who will then position themselves such that cart is completely blocked from view. Then, they can all go home and send random texts to increase their Return Visit numbers and enjoy a higher status in the congregation. Brilliant!

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Is the 10 Hour Per Month Requirement Still In Force?

by Conan The Barbarian in

are there any active elders/ms or higher out there who can advise if one of the requirements for appointment is that the person's fs time is equal to or greater than either the congregation's average or the national average?

this used to be the case, but may have been relaxed.

also is the branch still approving appointments?

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Well if now takes merely 10 hours to be considered a pioneer, then I suppose that monthly averages have plummeted in recent years...

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Original 1914 comments compared with what the WTS claims it said

by jwfacts in

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"The fact that they were able to pinpoint that year is just phenomenal." -Anthony Morris III (Faith in Action - Part I (2010 DVD))

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Announcement that will "test your faith"

by tezrichmond in

i saw this exact headline on jw-archive.org and couldn't find no other info about it.

anyone know anything?.

possible hoax ha ha.. .

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Elders will be assigned assembly and convention parts if their weekly donations to the WT are adequate enough. Donations from elders will now be monitored via the JW.org website.

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Nov 2014 KM - a text message counts as a return visit!

by EndofMysteries in

if you don't know, km's are now online too.

under the heading, "i cannot find him at home again!

" it mentions how a text message or email is to be counted as a return visit.

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"Hello neighbor... Sorry I forgot ur name... This is Caleb (the JW that begged you 4 ur cell # last Sat )...Is it OK if I send u about 3 text msgs per wk.? This will help improve my status at my church. Plz let me know."

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What the recent court cases prove about the Governing Body

by JimmyPage in

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for years we have debated on this board about whether or not the governing body are truly wicked or just clueless.

these recent court cases have hammered home their true nature.

they are willfully evil, deliberately and recklessly endangering the lives of tiny innocent children.

Calebs Airplane

Totally agree... There is absolutely no doubt of which any of these narcissists can be given the benefit thereof.

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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

by breakfast of champions in

this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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To all congregations

In recent years Satan has increased his attacks on Jehovah's organization which has tested the faith of many as we draw ever so closer to the new system. These attacks have come in many forms but mainly through the use of imposters who have snuck into Jehovah's Christian congregation in many cities around the world. Many of these counterfeit worshipers have even attacked our children by engaging in vile sexual acts with them while holding privileges in the congregation.

This situation has resulted in much hate towards Jehovah's true followers, especially the Governing Body of Jehovah's earthly organization who is working arduously with affected congregations to mitigate the problem and restore Jehovah's reputation as a righteous God. Unfortunately, this recent problem has come at a high financial cost to Jehovah's organization as much of the donations set aside for the preaching work where the need is greater has had to be used for unjust legal expenses related to frivulous law suits.

For this reason, and after much prayerful consideration, the governing body has decided to open a deposit account which will be called the "Truth Defense Fund" and will be set up on JW.org. More details about this fund will be forthcoming. In the meantime, please accept our kindest appreciation for continuously defending Jehovah's organization as his day of judgement quickly approaches.

With warm Christian love

Governing Body

Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses

(sorry... I couldn't resist)